Sex on toast

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...

Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."

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butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy

She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!

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american toast

When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.

Unfortunately, the trend never caught on.

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French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

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toast the tuna

To create heat by friction on female genitals, most commonly accomplished by rubbing and adding pressure with the palm of your had quickly.

Sally loves when I toast the tuna
pleasure masterbate masturbate pussy tuna

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jobbies on toast

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

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grand toast

Grand toast is a commonly used term for a leader, or boss of the highest authority. It is the current day definition of the old slang word 'big cheese.'

King Steve is the grand toast of the math department

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