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While having sex, (in the missionary position) and before ejaculating, a man pulls his penis out of his partner's vagina, inserts his testicles, and proceeds to beat his penis angrily and/or scarily until he ejaculates.
-"Dude my balls are killing me"
-"Why, what'd you do to 'em"
-"I gave that virgin girl a Terrible Tommy, and it totally squashed my balls"
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creator of modern canada. founder of the NDP, the democratic socialist party whos policy have had a great impact on the nation today. creator of liberal reforms, with medicare as the crown jewel of his policies. voted the top canadian of all time. he's a socialist, not a communist. only an american, australian, or albertan would be too stupid to know the difference.
American: "Yous Canadians is nice, but most of you is a bunch of weird backward commies."
Non-Albertan Canadian: "No, our nation is founded on democratic socialism, so is every nation in Europe and even li'l America, otherwise known as Japan."
America: "No, I watched the Fox News Channel and dey said that only Canada has socialism and that it just a codeword for commies."
Non-Albertan Candian: "Fox News? That explains your stupidity."
Tommy Douglas would be apauled at the gov't of Alberta's attempts to slash his reforms!
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1. one of the rarest names known to mankind
2. the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth
3. a strong, gorgeous, independent woman
4. better best friend that anyone of any other name
synonyms: giraffe, llama, and phineas
A: did you see tommie-lynne today ?
B: yeah, she looked beautiful. like the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth !
C: i whole-heartedly agree
A: hey, hey, hey, wait. this is an A-B conversation, see your way out or ma niggas D and E will have to F you up !
C: she's still beautiful.... ~1~
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a rose by the name of tommie-lynne would smell much sweeter
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A cocky man that needs to use his last initial to make himself feel special. Probably a stripper, model, body builder or some other job that requires no intellect. Uses body and limited brain power to lure in women who are in search of the STD of the day.
See Tommy G. over there?
Yeah the buff dude with that chick, what about him?
Dude can't add 2+2 but gets pussy all the time.
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A skinny but hot mf'er that is from a band from a 80s filled with even more skinny, but hot dudes called Mötley Crüe. You can tune into their music when you are supposed to be doing homework, but want to listen to some beautiful heavy metal from the 1980s. (not to mention, he has brown, almost balck hair, making him even better!)
Girl1: Hey, ya wanna watch this video multiple times just to see Tommy Lee about 3 times?!
Girl2: Heck yeah!
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Dude 1: yo I bout taco bell. 20 minutes later. Dude 2: omg I need to go to the bathroom before I tommy winkler
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Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.
It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM
Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"
Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."
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