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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead

The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023


The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019


elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke February 6, 2016


Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023


Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.

Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"

by September 14, 2022


dirty ton ton

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog December 1, 2022


F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014