Shagmas Tree

A UK term for Christmas Tree

It’s almost Shagmas, it’s time to put up the Shagmas Tree!

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Faggot tree

A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.

Every morning little Sammy wakes to water his faggot tree with fresh semen.

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family tree

a chart or diagram depicting who had sex with who, and/or who is the result of such

Oedipus, the original redneck, had an unusual family tree

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Team Trees

An organization created by YouTuber Mr. Beast to set a goal of planting 20 million trees. You can collaborate in the goal by donating to www.teamtrees.org. For each dollar donated, one tree will be planted.

“I donated 69 dollars to Team Trees!”

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tree well

The deep hole that surrounds the base of a tree under its boughs after heavy snowfalls. During heavy winter snow storms, the boughs keep snow from accumulating near the base of the tree creating a "well" around the tree which can become, in the mountains, very deep. Out of bounds skiers and snow boarders have died from suffocation or hypothermia after falling into tree wells.

A 36 year old skier died of suffocation on Mt. Baker last week after falling into a tree well.

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Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

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Banyan Trees

something john locke from lost likes to say alot in a husky mysterious voice

1. Locke: "I'm over here, at the banyan trees"

2. Locke: "Hide in the banyan trees"

3. Locke "Banyan trees..."

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