Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

Trigger diarhea

A situation where you have to poop solo bad that it is going to be triggered by anything. It could be triggered by laughing, bending over, sitting down, walking or talking.

Babe you better drive home fast because I have trigger diahrea and it's going to come out fast.

Aka T D when you have to shit soo bad that saying trigger diarhea could set it off.

I had to clench my ass cheeks so hard and slowly walk to the bathroom because I was about to have trigger diahrea.

Micro Trigger

When you are triggered but not triggered
(You are a little triggered but not triggered enough to be triggered

“He is so micro triggered

gold trigger

its a trigger that's gold. the hell are you expecting...

roblox girlfriend: how are gold triggers made?
Me: so, about that, they're not made of gold, we just paint the trigger of the gun to make the trigger look gold

trigger laugh

a person whose laugh is so funny it triggers you to laugh every time year hear it.

Guy 1: His laugh sounded like a cross between Chewbacca and Hodor
Guy 2: Trigger laugh, eh?

Ultra Triggered

Transends the emotion of anger, creates irrational and delusional images of murder and/or homoside.

Adam tells his friend that he wants to marry a Stripper whose name is Heather. His friend proceeds' to be ultra triggered by just the words spoken.

Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.