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A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.
"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes
A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made
I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*
A very Hot and Steamy man. Massive Cock and Balls. Bigger than fucking King Kong. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with him again.
That Tristan Jones is EPIC
A very Hot and Steamy man. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with hum again.
That Tristan Jones is very EPIC.
Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad
Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy
A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.
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