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The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)
"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)
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When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.
"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"
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1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
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The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.
"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha
A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.
The act of punching a man in his asshole.
Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.