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The ultimate vessel of all that is good in the world and beyond. It delivers rainbows to all the sad little orphans and shoots its marshmallow laser to destroy evil and sadness. Also has a pretty sick rainbow mane.
Hey, what was that flying past right before it started to rain marshmallows?
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
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A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
Mrs Johnson is a unicorn provider
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Deep, untouched virgin snow that creates a magical euphoric feeling when skiing or snowboarding through it.
"It snowed a foot last night, gonna shred some Unicorn Powder today, bra!"
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1. a mythical creature a that only exists in fairy tales and porn.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
1. Last night I took the white unicorn home and all my dreams were fulfilled.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
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In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
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Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.
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A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
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