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The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
The place where a expensive toliet is put, usually in a washroom.
I love the position of a expensive urine within the washroom, it’s so thoughtful!
1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user
1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers
Goat squad, gang gang gang, three women and the super smash bros fucking wit that blowporcupine
Henry: I fucking hate bloody Urinal
James: Goat Squad!
When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”
“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”
“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
When you use a public urinal and someone enters the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to you even tho there are several down the line
Hector: bruh somone just came and started Urinal Camping me wtf
william: bruh