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When your woman shows a deep, DEEP desire for men "of Color" and you have to up your sexual game to keep her interest.
Biff: "Dude, I saw Muffy down dancing with Deshawn and Julio at that Club in Long Beach, what are you going to do?"
Chip: "I'm going to drag her little pink ass back up here to Manhattan Beach for some Vaginal Regentrification!"
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Someone who enjoys sex with a cactus. Cactus referring to a knobbly penis because it has herpes
She’s weird, she’s into that vaginal torture malarkey
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The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.
A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.
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The flooding of a vagina. Any large ammount of liquid leaking from the vaginal area. A vaginal flood is usually very noticeable. Vaginal floods may lead to a nasty yeast infection.
yeah so i was sitting in class one day and i noticed Martinas vaginal flood, it was nasty.
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an overwellming pride in ones pussy
Tasha let her man Chris go out to the strip clubs due to her Vaginal Hubris
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a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.
i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!
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The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).
Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.
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