van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

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Pop's Van

(n.) The van that the sub-g's pick up their shorties in or do bootleggin' runs in.

"When we take pop's van for a burbsta drive, we get swarmed by the honeys like bees to a hive."

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Van-boy

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)

Van-boy: hi
Other kid: what’s up van-boy?

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Hop the van

1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.

1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.

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van marrum

to break up with a long term boyfriend then proceding to fornicate with everyone in sight

brendan: dude that chick is totally pulling a van marrum on mike

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north van

North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive

hey did you see that guy? yea I think he lives in North van

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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

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