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Partners in the world of great rejoicing for a specific ethnicity.
There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.
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A person, usually a female, who frequents Walmart, or at least would be expected to frequent Walmart; low-class, overweight/obese, nasty looking, often wearing extremely cheap or even trashy clothes. "Farm beast" in that often the person is considered the human equivalent of a farm animal, such as a cow.
Guy #1: Dude, check out that hot girl!
Guy #2: Man, you are totally sick! She is fat, ugly, and trashy...a true Walmart farm beast!
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A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )
While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."
When you hide something at a store that you want to buy so that others cannot buy it, then returning to buy it.
Bryan hid a pair of sunglasses under a stand so that no one else could buy them. He later came back and purchased them. This is an example of "Walmart Lay-A-Way"
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"Planet Fitness" a Health Club with a very low membership rate like 10 dollars a month. This is great for it's customers but owners of private gyms dislike them because it pushes them out of business. Private Clubs got very greedy asking for High Membership fees. Everyone can afford to belong to a Planet Fitness. The people that don't use the facility is the reason the rates are so low.
You wanna go to (random health club)?
And pay 60 dollars a month? Hell no I'm going to the Work Out Walmart
You mean Planet Fitness, Yea I'm down
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In the future, when all lesser businessess have faded into the fogs of obscurity. Humanity will cluster around the last bastions of Pseudo-Capitalism. Including living quarters for all employees and shoppers alike, now people can TRUELY live the Walmart experience! Behold the age of the Super Duper Walmart.
Now that we can live at the new Super Duper Walmart, we don't ever have to leave!
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1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart
2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck
3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker
1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight
2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon
3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker