Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

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Wax Dolls

Commonly known as a reference to male genitalia. Or, more simply put, balls.

That guys wax dolls are HUGE!!

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blazilion wax

When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.

"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"

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sex wax

Something to make your penis slippery then hell

I put on sex wax

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human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

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wax face

A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

"Look at her, she's such a wax face, and her makeup doesn't look that good!"

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wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

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