Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

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you wanna see something funny?

When you see someone comment on your post that you made on tiktok (particularly a namjoon or yoongi fan) and they say "you wanna see something funny?" that's when to ditch your phone and go to a different country or just change everything about you because you messed up once they say that.

*you make a video saying bts are flops*

a min later "you wanna see something funny?" *looks at their pfp and sees its namjoon stan*

CRAP-

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I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

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I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

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I don’t wanna do this anymore

Song by xxxtentacion, one of the most coolest but saddest beats out there. Especially when you put it on 0.75 speed

Person 1: yo this beat from I don’t wanna do this anymore be hittin different

Xxxtentacion: yes

i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone

Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"

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