bench watching

You sit on a bench and watch your show

I was bench watching This Is Us

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window watching

When you are really stoned and you get paranoid and peer out the window through your blinds to make sure no cops are sneaking up on you.

"Hey, look at Steve window watching! He is so high!"

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Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

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Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

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Chocolate Watch

A reference to anal fisting.

Coined by David Coulthard during his commentary of the F1 2013 Indian Grand Prix. (Lap 49)

Sounds like his engineers preparing him a chocolate watch for after the race for effort.

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gold watch

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

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wrist watch

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus

I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco

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