Duck in water

someone with or someone who seems to have a natural talent and/or enjoys using that talent.

A duck's body is naturally made to swim. It's body naturally floats so all it has to do is kick as it peacefully glides along the water.

Used in the context of "so-and-so is like a duck in water."

"The way you dance, you are like a duck in water."

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high waters

pants that are unintentionally short in the hem. you can wear them in a flood and they won't get wet.
aka floods

those hand-me-down pants don't fit -- they're highwaters.

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Dead in the water

-idiom/phrase

Many different interpretations, but here's mine.

An idea or product that is hindered by lack of careful thought and planning and does not appeal to the masses. The fault usually falls upon the developer of the idea/product. When the product or idea is dispersed to the intended audience, the audience immediately dismisses it. The idea or product was doomed from start.

Here's an idea that takes 'dead in the water' to an epic level.

original post:
'was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things a lot cheaper, plus once one person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc'

reply:
it's called a library

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Freeze the water

The exact opposite of "break the ice."

Making the situation awkwaaaaaaaaaard...

Wow Jerry, way to freeze the water!

That ice breaker was more of a water freezer...

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a glass of water

Its a glass of water dipshit

Hey gimmie a glass of water

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Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

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Water Nipple

When a boob is slightly under water (most bathtub scenes) and you can see a slightly discolored spot in the water where a nipple is hiding underneath the surface. Kind of like a cave dwelling spider, you know it's there but you can't quite see it.

Blayne-"Chase rewind I think I just saw Amy Smart's water nipple!"

Chase-"Holy shit that is her water nipple!, man I love "Mirrors."

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