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Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018


LA wedding

a shotgun wedding

Robyn, who was having an LA wedding, had gained 80 pounds while pregnant, and she still had at least four weeks to go when she marched into Rosie's shop and asked her to make a wedding gown for her.

by BeckhamsTears April 27, 2011


bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad March 27, 2018


alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 19, 2017


New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.

Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.

by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021


Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021


Coffee on a wedding day

Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress

Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!

by Em-ma July 15, 2023