Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

DICKO MODE

Usually more the sicko mode but Travis killed 8 people so just say dicko mode.

BRO IM GOING DICKO MODE IN WARZONE RIGHT NOW

Simp mode

When someone is being a simp for a while
Simp mode isn’t any regular type of simp, it’s when they adore you a LOT. Like a LOT a LOT.

Crush: Hey Y/N Simp mode
You:😳

Recovery Mode

After taking a big poo, you find yourself unable or find it uncomfortable to perform simple tasks e.g. walking, sitting, running, moving of any kind.
It usually goes away with time but to speed things up you must stand up straight and then relax your anus muscles and you will exit recovery mode.

i just took a mad poo and im in horrible recovery mode

no burrito mode

When you have no burrito and you are sad

"I have no money...I'm in no burrito mode"

Birdshit Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is literally so impossibly low that “a bird shitting on you” would kill you, hence the term “birdshit mode”. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the game “Twisted Metal 2”.

While engaging in gameplay and your character 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is so impossibly low

“I’m in birdshit mode”

Supervirgin Mode

The state of being that describes someone who is a supervirgin. Abbreviated as SVM.

-Instead of going to hang out with us tonight, she's gonna stay home and study for a test there's no way she could possibly fail...
-Wow, she's rocking that supervirgin mode.

-Hey guys, wanna come do homework with me?
-Watch out guys, he just activated SVM!