if i could i wood

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra

my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes

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Hawai-i-i

The proper pronunciation of the us state

I’m taking a trip to Hawai-i-i

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I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

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i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

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I

Have I told you I miss you!!
I want to talk to you!
I want to see your smile!
I want to look you in the eyes…. Can you imagine what they will say❤️
I want to be in your arms and have you hold me as my legs no longer support me.
I want to whisper… hear your whisper.
I want one day… every day!

I want YOU!!!!

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i haagen i

Term is said when one person wants ice cream, instead of saying i want ice cream they would say, i haagen i, meaning, i want ice cream i. Also said when one is owning (OMFG0RZ ur I HAAGEN I)

I Haagen I, dood i sure would want some Haagen Dazs.

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I

Why don’t you talk to me???

Words to me, I love to see❤️❤️❤️❤️

I have tried to get you to speak…

A reply… just for me…

I may possibly be feeling a little jealousy…

Silly… I know…

I love you

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