wine-up

Almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. When someone comes to a party and the host makes them "sign and agreement" which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.

"Hey! Nice party!"

"Thanks, dude. But after last time, when you trashed my place and broke your arm, I need you to sign a wine-up before you come in."

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Jugs Of Wine

A drunk girl or drunk girls.

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!

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Wine-o

A person who over appreciates wine to the point of being a douche, wears pretentious clothing, and wants to talk about nothing besides wine.

Girl: "This guy I was out on a date with last night was such a wine-o."

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summer wine

A crappy song cover that will literally be stuck in your head for days, devouring you from the inside.

"OOOOOOOOH SUMMER WINE"
"Fuck you, I hate that song."

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Strawberry Wine

The "juice" that's left when you fuck a girl on her period. See Strawberry Fields

"I fucked her on the rag, and she licked off the strawberry wine!"

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Wine Math

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

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Wine Flu

The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine

Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?

Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.

Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?

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