Band Saw

When someone in a thong poops and the thong string cuts the log/turd in half.

"Man, I totally forgot to take my thong off before dropping that deuce. It was a total band saw."

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Band Camp

Generally a one week experience of hell on earth. It can include, but not limited to, sun burns, extreme pain, dizziness, gross food, and torture.

Everything hurts! I swear band camp is like hell on earth. AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!!!

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hair band

A group of men in a rock band, each with an obsenely large mane that is typically wavy and always past the shoulders. The men in the band (most formed in or around 1980) bang their heads so their hair flies all over and they sing rock songs about women and love in multi-part harmony. In addition, it is customary to wear either extremely tight pants or similarly tight stone-washed cut-off jeans when part of a hair band.

Def Leopard, the men of Spinal Tap, Poison, and Twisted Sister were superior hair bands in the 80s.

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shag band

Are jellie bracetes or rubber braceletes people break and depending on the colur , must accomplish with breaker and the band wearer. worn from ages 13- i hope 18. they start to be used by the 7th grade normally. worn by girls. nevr once seen a guy wearing them.

breaking a shag band would result in one of the following depending on colur:

black-sex

blue-blow job

Pink-flash

yellow-big hug

purple-kiss

clear-whatever snapper chooses

Green-fingering

glow in the dark-sex toys

glitter-girl chooses

Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob

orange-petting

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Band-Aid

A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.

1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).

2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak

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boy band

a worrying bunch of men in their mid 20's who make a living by turning on 6-14 yr old girls and old women.
do you think they score with their groupies? Send for the social workers!

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The Band

a group that specializes in gangsta rap and hardcore beats
they are 7 of the most gangsta rappers out there

G-Rep,J-Wizzle, St. Ce-Ce,George.I.Am,Dr. Dre-ah,Ty-Rex, andGingerfly are members of The Band

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