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somebody who attempts to get high off of common items.
He tried to smoke oregano, what a rice sniffer.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.
When words cannot describe the amount of rice that is required to get a kid named Maurice to take his headband off. (Because legit half the girls think he looks hot without it)
David: Hey Joe, don't you think More Rice should take his headband off for once?
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
Characterized by the acute inability of a Rice University student to stop working, learning, or otherwise engaging in productive behavior. Examples may include discussing classes at spas, compulsions to refine research work, or getting ahead for next semester by flipping through textbooks that one already has for classes one has not yet taken. Likely due to acute over-stimulation during the semester. Can otherwise be referred to as "Not being able to turn it the f**k off."
Rice Student 1: I was trying to binge watch Game of Thrones, but I couldn't stop working, so I decided to start defining stuff on Urban Dictionary.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
Rice daddy is an alternative to rice Senpai. Don’t mess with rice daddy.
Rice daddy will be here any moment, you better watch your mouth or he will realign your smile.
This is a guy who has a fat, long dick and is so funny he can make people laugh with one look. He is a cry baby and loves to roast everyone around. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is so humble ! He loves to punch above his weight in the lady department too even though he is handsome. All round legend !
Who was that awesome guy the other day ?
Probably Josh Rice.
The food my mom gives me every day.
"Look, It's Chicken and Rice for dinner again."
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Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.
I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!