“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'

Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

But why would we not sodomize them though?

So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...

Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"

Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"

Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"

Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."

Would You Dine?

What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.

Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"