spivak is a very cool dude! he gets more bitches then aus*** that's fs. he's mad hot. he goes to jericho middle school. and he made the definition lol. penis
zachary spivak gets so many bitches
Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
Zachary Keller is a sketchy guy.
A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”
Terrible
Wears dresses that are too short
Doesn't know how to spell
It is fun to body slam Zachary (or anyone named Zadie) whenever possible.
A young horny mother fucker who wants to fuck Ms.Carter. He shows true love for her and wants he pussy. Every time Ms.Carter walks by, he has an immediate boner.
"When Zachary Strout is in Language Arts, his boner becomes 5 inches long."
so hot and sexy and hot (big peepee)
wow Zachary Wyatt Ramsdell Hickson is so hot and sexy and hot and has big peepee weiner