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A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.
You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no
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A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.
<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.
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British Slang for Someone’s Toes.
John: *takes his socks off*
Glen: Put your dogs away John!
John: *puts socks back on* Sorry Glen
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a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.
"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"
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