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This is a man that is hard to forget. He is oh so handsome and is amazing in bed. He will most definitely keep you coming back for more. He says all the right things and can with stand any kind of storm. He never gives up. He is a bit of a badass too and would do anything to protect the ones he loves the most. He can also be soft and kind heart when he wants to be. When he holds you it feels like no one in the world could ever hurt you. He makes you feel protected. When he kisses your forehead you heart melts. He is strong and confident and is always ready to meet you on the battlefield. He can talk his way in and out of just about anything. When Jason loves he loves hard and you better not think about looking in his ladies direction cause he will most definitely take your head off. His woman and his children are his everything. He wants to be a good man and he will be. That's my Jason.
#growingeveryday
I love you Jason. ❤️
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Jason means rigatoni in Italian. A person with a wide tubal body shape and the personality of a wet noodle.
After speaking with the gentlemen I knew he was a complete Jason.
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A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!
Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.
True Story.
John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
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This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
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He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
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