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Queerbag Jones

A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.

Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.

by bajothehedgehog February 16, 2008

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damien jones

there once used to be boxer shorts with his face on available. no longer. he plays drums, and should also live in copenhagen

I want a pair of Damien Jones boxer shorts

by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003

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Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 5, 2012

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jone fest

A competition where two people insult each other continously; the first person to back down, hesitate etc is the loser.
The usual insults revolve around physical flaws (look at yaw teeth, dey so yellow i don' needa put a light on at night) and clothing (yo, man, what make yaw sneakers?)
Thought to have started in Washington D.C. but there are variations all over the world, a particularly famous concentration being among young black people in London.

geeky schoolkid who wants to appear "with it": come on, man, there's a jone fest behind the gym building!
all geeky schoolkids who want to appear "with it" race around to the gym building, where a black stain has already gathered.

by burning string August 14, 2005

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Brosmosis Jones

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.

See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*

by HTMLHero June 14, 2011

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Joe Jones

Two words: The Man

`Super is gay as AIDS.....Joe Jones is the man

by fgjbvkl;cjblxkcvb January 23, 2009

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Electric Jones

Do ever have the need to define something that is so mind-numbingly, ball-achingly and spine shatteringly awesome that no words seem adequate?

Well this is the expression for you.

Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.

Those shoes are Electric Jones!

Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!

Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).

by Electric Jones (suprisingly) February 20, 2008

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