bar metal

The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar

Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?

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snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!

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Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

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Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.

Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!

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Hooker Bar

Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.

"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"

"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"

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O.S. Bar

The handle bar that is on either side above a seat in a car, that is used when the driver makes too sharp of a sharp movement with the car, such as a sharp turn, and the passenger or passengers usually say, "Oh Shit!" and grabs onto that bar. Hence "O.S.".

Driver: "Grab onto your O.S. Bar!"

Passenger: "What?"

Driver makes a sharp turn

Passenger: "OH SHIT!"

Driver: "Told ya."

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wheelie bars

Rods that extend from the back of a car and are connected to wheels that help keep the car from flipping backwards during sudden acceleration.

Extremely modified rear-wheel drive vehicles need wheelie bars to save themselves from doing a back flip.

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