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hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023


Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022


Buffalo hide

A term used for exorbitantly expensive leather.

That's a real fine Buffalo Hide jacket Hans is wearing.

by Clarance. January 8, 2023


Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 3, 2019


bo hide

Bo hide is a term of endearment used between friends or acquaintances to exchange pleasantries .

What’s going on bo hide. How ya been.

by BobbyHotdogs September 30, 2021


tanning the hide

A viking term for sex

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

by BoS Antonius November 11, 2013


Hiding ravioli

This is where a female that is on her period hides in a closet. Then once found by the male he fills her saucy pocket with his beef.

I’m hiding ravioli for us for later.

by Raviolis November 25, 2021