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Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

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Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 30, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk June 29, 2006

147๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 27, 2010

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Thundering Joel

When you think you are hidden behind an object but someone can clearly see the top of your head poking over it. The term is more widely used in video games where you are unaware of your players model and therefore have no idea your head is sticking out.

Jeremy: How did you know i was there, do you have wallhacks?
Ben: Nah mate, you were doing a Thundering Joel.
Jeremy: Damn it!

by The Doeh November 12, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


joel holmes

Absolute prick often copying others. Tries to pull and fails.

A=He's a nice guy
B=He'll pull a Joel Holmes on ya I bet.

by Dwarf_Twinkletoes December 10, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


joel dodds

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy

Man he has a small penis must be a Joel Dodds
Whoa what a big penis must be a Joel Dodds

by yomanthesecond February 11, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž