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BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”
the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.
“bobs an ass”
“Nah he’s just a sensitive player”
A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement
"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"
Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.
Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.
Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?
Me: He plays for Virginia...
Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
two player
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
to listen to what you want that you can pick up anywhere you would go that tells you what you want to hear
I like to listen to cd the player since it's all the stuff I really want to listen to.
Whenever a casual player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games with they're friends