The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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7th may is where u have to ether hold your crushes hand or hug them or kiss them or ask for there hoddie or ask them out π
Anna: itβs 7th may u not what day it is u have to ask ur crush out
Rebecca: really ok fine Iβll do it π
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The day you shove your friend named Liam into his box and push it down the stairs
The boys: "Ayo Liam it's May 12"
Liam: ..... *runs*
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Suk Mai is the direct translation of the word corn in Cantonese and it is commonly used by people in countries such as West China, Hong Kong and Singapore.
Person 1: Bro wanna have some suk mai for lunch?
Person 2: What's suk mai?
Person 1: Suk mai nuts.
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May 30 is a day that legends were born, a day that hyperactive happy and complicated people were born with some KNEAT MEMES. The people that were born this day have some deep and sad thought sometimes but that doesn't stop them from being happy and positive. They give 0 fucks about others opinions. #gemini_gang
She is so cool. She definitely is a may 30
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The month may with the letter I in it what did you expect?
May I engage in sexual activity with you?
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The person on this day has the BIGGEST PENIS out of all their friends
That guy was born on may 11 he has a big penis
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