Random
Source Code
Random
The same thing as a new jersey meathook, only when it's below freezing outside
So me and the broad got home from christmas eve shopping and she let me slip her the old Alaskan Walleye...I must have been a good boy
10👍 19👎
when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth
damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.
oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!
9👍 18👎
Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.
In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.
4👍 6👎
The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.
Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?
Oh yeah, I do.
9👍 16👎
oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up
57👍 172👎
Slapping a girl ass with a frozen fish and then proceeding to shit and piss on the fish. After that shove it down the girls ear.
I just want to Alaskan Fishstick you.
2👍 2👎
To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow
“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”
2👍 2👎