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A ugly ass nigga and says he fucks but can't and has a girlfriend named Sam
Austin is ugly
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he is yummy and has a lot of poop in his system and still needs to get it out, is very smelly and is handicapped and lost a lot of teeth and is quite moldy
yo yo its austin, the moldy guy
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Someone who believes they’re always right he’s a annoying kid and has a short temper and an even shorter dick
Ew look that must be an Austin
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A little man with big dreams in mind. What he lacks in feet he makes up for in inches.
Before anal sex, my partner likes to lube up his Austin before he slaps me on the butt cheek and makes me recite every line from Shrek (PS the safe word is paddle).
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a guy who lives in windsor who sucks at black ops who is very unattractive who gets a buzz cut every 2 months and dated a hairy girl
austin is gay
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A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling.
Austin is funny
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Ass whole and won’t stop taking your girl. That pretty mother fucker that looks like a half boy half girl.
Then the girls try to get with him and then they realize he’s gay. By the way girls he sucks dick. Don’t try to get with an Austin, he’ll leave you in one week or less.
Girl: Ahh your so cute Austin
Austin: by the way I’m gay
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