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When the chick you initially thought would ask you to pull out allows you to jizz inside her.
Oh yeahhhh...last night her Ludwig was so tight and I even hit an inside the park home run!
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when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage
friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”
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Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.
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To successfully have sexual intercourse with your own sister.
Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.
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A brilliant album by Brand New consisting of roots of indie rock and garage rock.
Contains songs like:
"Sowing Season (Yeah)" - a hell of a eargasm.
"Jesus Christ" - A song that took your christian girlfriend's virginity and gave it to Jesse Lacey
Last night, I touched myself to "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me" and I swear I heard Jesse Lacey tell me he loves me after I came.
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The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.
Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.
Person A: My favorite song is "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence!
Person B: I believe the song is called "Bring Me To Life"
Person A: Shut the fuck up!
Person B: Just another case of "Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome...
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"inside peanut butter outside jelly" refers to having a tan/brown leather or plush interior in your vehicle, with a (metallic)candy paint job on the exterior. (These color schemes are commonly used on Lowriders or American Muscle Cars, such as Cheverolets.)
Inside peanut butter outside jelly
7 days of the week 7 different chevys
Black SS wit tha top blown off
f*** with them boys get ya top blown off
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