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the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.
When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.
Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum
Jarsquatter
A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"
a play on words suggesting an inability to do something
Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.
WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.
God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.
Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.
the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects
"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"
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