obama did 9/11

Nobody expects it

Adam:Hey Paul,do you know that Obama did 9/11
Paul:I thought it was Bush
Adam:Fuck off pleb

I Did Something Bad

I Did Something Bad is an abosolute bop from Taylor Swift’s 6th studio album, reputation. This song was the first song that artist Taylor Swift has ever sworn in. The sang the iconic line “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” referring to when Kanye West tried to take credit for Taylor Swift’s success in his song, Famous. Therefore, I Did Something Bad is a lyrical masterpiece that has such an important meaning behind it. Now go steam it!

“Stream reputation on Spotify”
“My dude I have been, my favourite song is I Did Something Bad!”

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so guys we did it

those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers

Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.

the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.

I Did Not Hit Her

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

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did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

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When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.

Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK

did u get a whoppa

“DID U GET A WHOPPA” - Jack Manifall 2021

“DID U GET A WHOPPA” Jack Manifold said.