I cut you mang

i will stab you with a sharp object. the person or persons being stabbed will usually be of latin origin, as well as the stabber.

Manolo: I want to date yo' sister mang
Tony: If you do, I cut you mang

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I love you 3000

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.

“I love you a ton”
“I love you 3000”

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I love you, no homo

1. Saying that you love your friend as a friend
2. What you say when you accidentally let an "I love you" slip

Friend 1: *Walks in with beers*
Friend 2: Dude, I love you, no homo.
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Friend 1: I love you.
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1: No homo!

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I Love You, Man

phrase that two grown men can exchange as a sign of mutual admiration, confidence, loyalty and trustworthiness without any implication of erotic or sexual attraction.

From the popular podcast S-Town :

John B. McLemore : I love you, man.
Tyler Goodson : I know that. I love you too, John B.
John B. : And just because I say that, Tyler, doesn't mean I'm trying to get up your butt !
Tyler : I know that, John B. You've been like a second father to me.

(Months later, after John B.'s suicide) :

Tyler : Poor John B. Man, I miss that fucker ...

If S-Town is essentially correct, I think a lot of people miss John B. We all love you, John B. And miss you.

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I Wobble You

Other way of saying "I Love You". It origins from the sound old dolls used to make when they got pressed. It was supposed to be "I love you" but sounds like "I Wobble You".

While poking someones stomach, say "I Wobble You" in a high pitched voice.

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I Like You, Dude

Something very gay to say to a total stranger

"I know you said you weren't here to make friends, but i like you, dude."

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I love you most

The response to "I love you more" that shows that you love the other person more than considered possible

Person 1:I love you more
Person 2:I love you most
Person 1:but that's not possible it's impossible to love someone that much

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