you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.

bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate

ateli

a dumb bitch

Oh my gosh that hoe ateli is such a dumb bitch

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

I ate a feet

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I ate a feet

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

ass ate emotionally

Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.

I need my ass ate emotionally by you.

Ate and left the silverware

A phrase used to describe when someone does something extremely well and is now helping others to follow in their footsteps.

Thomas: "Did you guys see Amanda's performance? It was amazing!"
Luke: "Yeah! Apparently she's now teaching classes as well!"
Thomas: "Wow, she really Ate and left the silverware!"