Up up and away

essentially a wake and bake. Wake up, get up (smoke week) and away with your day.

"Hey dude, whats wrong with your eyes?"
"I had an up up and away kinda morning"

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African keep away

Another name for the sport of basketball.

You Peckerwoods wanna play a little African Keep Away?

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Throw-away Glock

A Glock you need to dump because it was responsible for someone's demise.

"Bury me in some Evisu jeans, a USDA top and a Throw-away Glock"

-Young Jeezy

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Put The Dick Away.

Used When you think someone is acting too high and mighty, or when someone is doing something totally unnecessary.

Oh Man... Seriously? Put the Dick Away!,
President Bush...38 kilatons of bombs? Put the dick away.

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Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

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Chinese Bake-Away

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.

A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."

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fuck the pain away

when you fuck so hard your vagina goes numb

Last night me and Kevin were fucking and i screamed FUCK THE PAIN AWAY and my pussy when numb.

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