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The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.
Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.
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When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.
One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.
Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....
Person 2: Well....
(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)
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When you are playing Call of Duty (any of them) on Veteran difficulty, and you get a checkpoint where there is somebody just about to kill you, and you have to endanger yourself to kill them, and normally die quickly.
Dude, I'm just about to finish 'Dowfall', but that guy with the Panzershrek keeps killing me. This is such an awkward checkpoint.
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sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.
I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.
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n-the slapping of your hand repetitively between someones legs
v-(awkward trouting)the ack of slapping your hand repetitively between someones legs
"Steph snuck up on Joey in office class today and gave him an awkward trout. Joey then crossed his legs while he sat so it would not happen again."
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any situation that involves saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to tripping and falling in front of a huge crowd of people...all these situations call for the awkward robot
So I ran up to this kid and slapped his booty because I thought he was my friend...turns out I didn't know him. AWKWARD ROBOT!
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When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!
Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)
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