When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson
Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.
An insult to a dead gay person
Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
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This is backwards ABCs, and if you don't believe me you can even check it.
Backwards ABCs is for when you want to be the coolest kid in 2nd grade
2)Also if you want to be just outright dumb-ish
When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick
Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.
Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?
Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
The act to renege on a promise, undertaking, or contract.
The cocksucker went and shit backwards on the sale.