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placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.
"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."
After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!
When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.
She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.
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When small incidents that doesn’t seem to matter end in catastrophe
miles morales throws a bagel at a scientist only to realize he’s the spot. Thats the bagel effect
When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.
I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.
In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0