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That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.
Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”
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An individual with testicles of an abnormally large proportion who when walks, their balls swing vigorously from side to side smacking the walls due to their hugeness.
"did you see ol' Balls McWalls walking the street?"
"yeah those walls took a real pounding"
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When an individual is performing fellatio and can deep throat an entire penis to where the lips can kiss the scrotum.
Brenda: Hey girl, did you hook up with Lincoln last night? Rumor has it, he’s packing heat?
Molly: Yeah, he’s huge...probably like 10 inches...but you know I can take it to the balls.
The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
Slang your friend makes up for a drug to pretend they’ve done it before.
-“You guys wanna do H-ball?”
-“What the fuck are you talking about.”
-“Y’know, like (insert drug here).”
-“Nobody calls it that, Nathan.”
Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.
Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!
This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.
"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J
LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!
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