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Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.
Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.
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When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?
Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!
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When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.
By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.
A philosophical viewpoint, a sort of Western version of wu-wei, those who expound this philosophy tend to be laid back but less than productive members of society.
Person 1: "Oh no I'll never make this deadline"
Person 2: "Yeah but everything's basically fine"
A girl that takes pictures of anything throughout her day including food,clothes,shoes eco they very often drink Starbucks and go shopping . These girls also spread this to friends and family causing them to also drink Starbucks act unintelligent and talk in slang.
Girl Basic white bitch
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Your typical white girl who wears leggings or super tight jeans who will always look down on people who are not theyre next fuck, most play one of these sports, cheerleading, volleyball, or soccer. The Basic White Thot should be avoided, they will most likely talk to tons of boys while in a relationship.
John dont talk to her she a basic white thot that dont deserve nothin from a man
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Giving basic girls shit for doing basic things. (Even though its basic because its probably an enjoyable thing).
"Did you see Felicia's instagram of her Starbucks PSL?"
"Yeah, she's so basic."
"Chuurch! I love basic shaming."
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