contra bass

only the coolest instrument in the world.....played by people named lakyn............made for pimps.

wow........what a pimp..........they play contra bass

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Slap Bass

A technique of playing bass, commonly used by Funk bassists and reggae bassists.

It is played with the fingers, and is used to create a popping sound from the string hitting the pickups. The player usually plucks less than the average bassist, and rather uses hammer ons and pull offs

Flea is usually known as the best bassist ever, because he plays slap bass instead of picking.

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Lance Bass

A big faggy boybander who rules the world, sorry.

Come out, Lance Bass, you giant homofag.

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Lance Bass

A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.

Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."

Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."

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Bass player

The foundation and groove of any good band. Carrier of the Bottom.

That bass player rocked.

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bass guitar

A combination of an upright (or double) bass and an electric guitar. Similar to percussion, the bass guitar is used in almost every type of music in common circulation (the exception being, of course, percussion ensembles). Tuned one octave lower than an average electric guitar, the bass guitar is very easy to pick up and attain instant results, but very hard to master. Prominent styles on the bass guitar include slapping, tapping, and plucking.

Classic bass guitar players include Paul McCartney, Victor Wooten, and Sting.

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bass lipping

When you jam your dry thumb in your significant others ass while they are sleeping and immediately hook your thumb as if holding a bass's lip and try to hold on as long as possible.

Man I tried bass lipping my wife last night, i held on for over 15 seconds.

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