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ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
Best human ever. Supreme living organism. Usually the favorite child, grandson and person.
Zachary Been Is such a great guy! I wish I could be like him
April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
Meaning you won’t ever return from one visit because it was horrible. So this visit was both your first and you last one.
Ronnie: Did you go to the new store?
Agnes: yeah Ronnie. Been there twice....my first time and my last.
That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them
This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.