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This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does
Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies
Boy - text me before my phone dies
Take a sip of water (or your designated beverage). Before you rip your bong
cewpins: Take a sip before you rip mate!
Guy 1: Hey I'm about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?
Guy 2: Wtf I told you I wanted to watch that
Guy 1: But I really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us
Guy 2: Fuck you man, brothers before significant others
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When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
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I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS
..this rule is BS
seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..
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Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.
Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.
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Unlike the term I before E except after C, or when sounding as A like in neighbor and weigh,
i before e... always refers to how chuck norris and/or those similar to chuck norris spell things.
Normal guy: I before E except after C...
Chuck: no! i before e... always.
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