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blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt March 8, 2016


Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 4, 2020


Blade eater

1. A person who likes to suck d*ick just for fun, not necessarily for gay reasons.

2. Someone who's always fucking around doing whatever comes to mind.

I don't like joining my friends Discord server, there's so many blade eaters lately.

by Larry Capucha March 24, 2023


Blade hawk karate

Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.

"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"

by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022


Justin blade

World of warcraft player that is a level 1 priest and is known to not be very good at the game

This character plays on dalaran and annoys trade chat as much as possible

Shit everyone it's Justin blade maby we should all log off he will probably just leave

by Babablaze May 20, 2021


Justin blade

World of warcraft character

Justin blade is a level 1 human priest that plays the dalaran server he is very bad at the game

Holy shit guys let's just log out of the game Justin blade is on trade and he won't shut his mouth

by Babablaze May 20, 2021


Blade Running

As in, to Blade Run. The act of gaslighting one's significant other into thinking they are a sentient android with a four year lifespan and implanted memories.

Blade Running one's girlfriend is considered a Phillip K Dick move

by July 3, 2022