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A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.
If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.
Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.
"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"
A 2GR-FE V6 powered version of the Auris hatchback, sold exclusively in Japan
Apparently cramming a big engine in a small car makes it hard to work on
the blade master is my favorite hot hatch
A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.
Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.
An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."
LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
A bright light in your asshole
Man: OH SHITT I GOT A AURORA BLADE IN MY ASS